The Book of Joshua has More Holes than Twilight

Because my name is Joshua, every religious person I've ever met in my adulthood has told me I should read the book of Joshua.

The book of Joshua has some serious flaws that cause me outrage. None seem more abhorrent than the character God's personal definition of the word "Forsaken." Right away, God tells Joshua that he will not forsake Joshua as he did not forsake Moses. Let's go off on a tangent. I think the story of Moses is common knowledge. Rather than use his almighty powers for good himself, God commissions a weak, flawed mortal, Moses, with the burden of God's responsibility which is to free the Israelites from slavery. Why God allowed his chosen people to become enslaved in the first place is another problem because it means either God permitted slavery which makes him evil or God failed to prevent slavery which means he is not almighty. Later, God strands Moses and the Jews in the desert for forty years as an extremely unfair, horribly brutal punishment for something Moses himself did not do which is unjust because Moses is innocent. Also, God doesn't let anyone actually get home, which I believe makes God a liar if he ever said the Jews would be led to Salvation or anything to that effect.

Let's address the seriousness of this because it's wicked. God is everyone's role model and he is supposedly Good. What is good about him in this story? It's a story about a fucking asshole. Due to Gods' action or inaction, innocent people are enslaved and first born sons including babies are killed. What if I did that? You'd hate my guts. You'd think me a wretch. Yet, not only does God get away with this, he is praised and worshiped for it. It's a double standard. God preaches good and does evil. He's a hypocrite. He's a brute who hands out extreme punishment for things that are ultimately harmless to simple people who don't know better. The relationship between God and his followers sounds like a relationship of one-sided abuse and this is what Christians learn as moral. This is an example they live by. Shit!

So while the Israelites were stranded in the desert and possibly for the time that they were enslaved (which I can't get over!), Israel had some squatters and they decided to claim Israel as their homeland. God is truly a worthless house sitter! Next God tells Joshua that he's being commissioned to take Israel back. Israel by the way is the land which God promised to the Jews to possess! So once again, God is refusing to accept any responsibility for what can be interpreted as either his failures or negligence, possibly deliberate, and doesn't remove the squatters himself (in a peaceful way!), but instead sends someone in his name and place who is significantly less qualified. And by "commission," God of course means "coercion" because who would or could tell God no? Additionally, why does God require the Jews to take back their home and expel the invaders? Why can't they learn to live side by side in peace and harmony! Mother fucker!

God also tells Joshua that the task will require his people to suffer and die to complete. More cruelty! Joshua and his people are now being forced to suffer and die again against their will to correct errors in God's righteous, almighty judgment.

All this and I only read <1 page of ~30.

Teen Titans Go! Review

Have you ever seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force? That was a show about a super hero team on their days off. Likewise, Teen Titans Go! is a show about a super hero team when they're not fighting crime/evil. It's silly, it's whacky, it's fun. Give it a fair chance and watch one episode. I like how cute everything looks.

You know what's tragic though, is I'd like to see this turned into a more adult oriented show like Shin Chan or other Adult Swim material. It's almost a waste, but I guess kids are getting something pretty good.

That's all. Go back to your porn.

The Patriarchy Conspiracy

If you aren't aware, today's feminists have created their own mythology complete with a villain - Men. Yeah, I don't get it either. It's not just some strange quirk of human society that different social groups have their own disadvantages, no, there is actually a conspiracy by men to subjugate women because men are sadistic and like to mistreat women. It's absurd to think that two thousand years of history are built and continue to operate on the function of men believing they're superior and therefore have some inherent dominion over women which they choose to use by subjugation and objectification of women. I'm insulted; I have been called both stupid and cruel. If I owned all women and if I am as cruel as I have been alleged to be, I think I could come up with something more clever than to have women cook and clean for me all the while psychologically abusing them by brutally crushing their sense of self-worth, their self-identity, their passion, and their creativity. This is not The Matrix. Fuck you assholes so much.

This concept of The Patriarchy as some evil, woman hating machine is laughable for another reason: Sexism is quickly failing. If our society was really this hyper-sophisticated evil Patriarchy, do you really think that women's suffrage would have made any progress or are you prepared to suggest it's success as some illusion permitted or even orchestrated by the Patriarchy as a means to continue to oppress women in a modern age under the guise of sexual equality - You're equal now, but you're still inferior to us and therefore to be treated as such. This is a conspiracy theory and it's got as many holes in it as any other conspiracy theory.