Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Teen Titans Go! Review

Have you ever seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force? That was a show about a super hero team on their days off. Likewise, Teen Titans Go! is a show about a super hero team when they're not fighting crime/evil. It's silly, it's whacky, it's fun. Give it a fair chance and watch one episode. I like how cute everything looks.

You know what's tragic though, is I'd like to see this turned into a more adult oriented show like Shin Chan or other Adult Swim material. It's almost a waste, but I guess kids are getting something pretty good.

That's all. Go back to your porn.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

The Patriarchy Conspiracy

If you aren't aware, today's feminists have created their own mythology complete with a villain - Men. Yeah, I don't get it either. It's not just some strange quirk of human society that different social groups have their own disadvantages, no, there is actually a conspiracy by men to subjugate women because men are sadistic and like to mistreat women. It's absurd to think that two thousand years of history are built and continue to operate on the function of men believing they're superior and therefore have some inherent dominion over women which they choose to use by subjugation and objectification of women. I'm insulted; I have been called both stupid and cruel. If I owned all women and if I am as cruel as I have been alleged to be, I think I could come up with something more clever than to have women cook and clean for me all the while psychologically abusing them by brutally crushing their sense of self-worth, their self-identity, their passion, and their creativity. This is not The Matrix. Fuck you assholes so much.

This concept of The Patriarchy as some evil, woman hating machine is laughable for another reason: Sexism is quickly failing. If our society was really this hyper-sophisticated evil Patriarchy, do you really think that women's suffrage would have made any progress or are you prepared to suggest it's success as some illusion permitted or even orchestrated by the Patriarchy as a means to continue to oppress women in a modern age under the guise of sexual equality - You're equal now, but you're still inferior to us and therefore to be treated as such. This is a conspiracy theory and it's got as many holes in it as any other conspiracy theory.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Sexual Discrimination Against Men

I wonder how many of you will be able to understand this because I really think some of you out there really are some of the rock-stupidest bastards and we'd only make the world a better place by taking you out back and having you shot.

The most prevalent form of sexual discrimination against men is an overall mentality that men are supposed to behave a certain way because of their gender or else their validity as people is called into question. This nonsense usually comes from other men. When a man challenges the accepted behavior, society attempts to correct this by telling them "man up," "grow a pair," "be a man," "aren't you a man?" and etc. I believe it's been some time since we decided it's a douche-y thing to do to try to control the behavior of girls and women by suggesting that something is not very lady-like.

I've heard people say they can't respect a man after seeing him cry. That's sexist.

I remember the abundance of "anything you can do..." themed everything in the 90's which paired female and male counterparts and showing them as having the same right and being proper to be a something, usually athletes. I've never seen the commercial where men got to wear dresses, skirts, kilts, or the color pink, or where men got to get away with carrying purses or wearing fanny packs, throw baby showers, have spa days, etc. To this day, I have encountered men who still use bar soap because body wash is for women.

There are things you can't do as a heterosexual man. I imagine homosexual men will be the ones to do all the firsts and overtime it will just become acceptable for the rest of us. I could seriously go for a massage and some manscaping here.

Like I said earlier, this garbage usually comes from men. Usually. They're usually the ones who are asshole enough to say it out loud or demonstrate the attitude or make it a thing of pride, but women do it too. Here's my question: Why? Maybe the sight of a man crying or the emotional response it invokes is actually disgusting and that's our nature. Maybe we give off a chemical signal that says we need to be thinned from the herd? If so, let's see your data. Otherwise, you're a douche for thinking it and you're a douche for saying it.

I suspect this is just some socio-cultural behavior we've yet to outgrow from our days as cave-man. If you were alive in the dark ages and you were a man, you had to be a man. That was your roll. You were probably better off for being a man while you were a man too. If you weren't, you were cowardly and weak, you wouldn't be accepted, you were shameful, disgraceful, you'd be the victim of bigger, stronger men, and you'd go without. The unsophisticated mind works like this: If you have a penis, you do this. If you have a vagina, you do that. You can't do that with a penis and you can't do this with a vagina. Those are the rules. Fuck you.

I'm confident this mentality will erode in my lifetime. 
Also I think sports are boring.