one
gloomy, grey day, i saw this dude jay walk and flip off cars that had
to stop real hard and honk at him. he looked like a total asshole. But
then, as he walked by a street preacher, the preacher just happen to gag
on his water and he spit it out on the asshole. Lo and behold, the
clouds parted and a ray of light shined on the asshole, and he started
preaching too. So I said "gasp! its like a fucking virus!" Then, the
chicken costume guy dancing with a chicken sign starts dancing and doing
inappropriate things with his sign behind them, and the preachers threw
water at him. His chicken costume caught fire and burned away revealing
a beautiful white guy with long hair and a beard wearing a lot of
white! Then all the cars stopped and everyone got out and gather around
the man in white and started bowing and praying. Then he started passing
out chicken and biscuits with gravy from a small bag. That's how I
became a christian.
