I've done it! Yes, ah ha! Eureka! I've found the solution to alignment in table-top roleplaying games!!!
Get rid of Chaos and Law!
Get rid of Good and Evil!
Mmm, keep Neutrality I suppose.
Here's the new alignment: Heroic on one end of the spectrum, and Villainous on the other! It's that simple!
Hazzah!
Ta-dah!
Eureka!
Behold!
Three cheers!
Hip, hip hooray!
Now get out of here. You're welcome.
