Gauntlet as a Party Game

It might just be for nerds, but the old arcade game Gauntlet is cool. The main problem is it gets old quick, but it is for 4 players and is probably meant to be played by 4 people. With some graphical updates and more fluid controls, they could probably make it a half decent party game. If you're not happy about the DnD theme, you could probably change it to a zombie apocalypse and there ya go.

I can think of 3 reasons why there hasn't been a party version. 1. It's too violent to be a party game. 2. The person or persons who own the rights don't think it's a good idea or the idea hasn't occurred to them. 3. It's a legitimately bad idea and I'm a moron. 

16 Reasons Why Pizza is Bullshit

     You know what food should be healthy? Pizza. It's part bread, part dairy, and the other part being either fruit if you're a biologist or vegetable if you're a bastard. Yet somehow, it's not healthy at all. Pizza dough is made with sugar, pizza sauce is made with various seasonings, oils, and still more sugar, and cheese has loads of fat, saturated fat and cholesterol. Also, somehow grease is involved. It's like someone has taken a healthy piece of food such as an apple and turned it into a dutch apple pie, and somehow America has been tricked into accepting the pizza pie as a proper meal item while all the other pies are still desserts. You don't eat a slice or two of Pecan Pie for supper.
     Pizza is mostly empty calories. What's more, if you have any discretionary calories at the end of the day or week, you don't get very much mileage out of a pizza when some slices have as much as 350 calories. It's not filling and it's gone in too few bites, so you won't be satisfied after just one slice. Lets not forget what goes with pizza: soda. Soda is all empty calories and its bad for your teeth. So what happens after you engorge on 3 slices of pizza and 2 glasses of soda plus some buttery garlic bread? Well, I'm pretty sure no one has sex after a meal like that.

The Story of How an Atheist Found Jesus

 one gloomy, grey day, i saw this dude jay walk and flip off cars that had to stop real hard and honk at him. he looked like a total asshole. But then, as he walked by a street preacher, the preacher just happen to gag on his water and he spit it out on the asshole. Lo and behold, the clouds parted and a ray of light shined on the asshole, and he started preaching too. So I said "gasp! its like a fucking virus!" Then, the chicken costume guy dancing with a chicken sign starts dancing and doing inappropriate things with his sign behind them, and the preachers threw water at him. His chicken costume caught fire and burned away revealing a beautiful white guy with long hair and a beard wearing a lot of white! Then all the cars stopped and everyone got out and gather around the man in white and started bowing and praying. Then he started passing out chicken and biscuits with gravy from a small bag. That's how I became a christian.