The Check

If ever there was a missed Seinfeld plot, it's surely "The Check." I went to donate blood the other day, and someone thought my arm span was really, really long, and this prompted the nurse at Blood Source to ask out loud if I had really long fingers as she walked up to my hand and checked it out. Then she made a funny mhmmmm and looked away. So what's the problem? I recently learned you can predict penis size by comparing the length of his ring finger and his index finger. As it happens, the rest of my time at the Blood Source clinic that day felt off.

Gauntlet as a Party Game

It might just be for nerds, but the old arcade game Gauntlet is cool. The main problem is it gets old quick, but it is for 4 players and is probably meant to be played by 4 people. With some graphical updates and more fluid controls, they could probably make it a half decent party game. If you're not happy about the DnD theme, you could probably change it to a zombie apocalypse and there ya go.

I can think of 3 reasons why there hasn't been a party version. 1. It's too violent to be a party game. 2. The person or persons who own the rights don't think it's a good idea or the idea hasn't occurred to them. 3. It's a legitimately bad idea and I'm a moron.