The Check

If ever there was a missed Seinfeld plot, it's surely "The Check." I went to donate blood the other day, and someone thought my arm span was really, really long, and this prompted the nurse at Blood Source to ask out loud if I had really long fingers as she walked up to my hand and checked it out. Then she made a funny mhmmmm and looked away. So what's the problem? I recently learned you can predict penis size by comparing the length of his ring finger and his index finger. As it happens, the rest of my time at the Blood Source clinic that day felt off.