Who Stole Christmas From Who?

Christians complain that the holidays are being taken over. Christmas is really about Jesus, and everyone has lost sight of that, and it's a shame, blah blah blah. Well, the reality is that the Christians are just the last people to steal Christmas and they're being babies because everyone else is copying them and stealing Christmas too. So who's stealing Christmas? America? Atheists? Capitalism? The Jews? I would love to see a parody  about how the Christians stole Christmas from the pagans that was educational. Then, make a bunch more comedies about how the various other cultures are stealing it from the Christians. Who stole Christmas first anyway?