*I wonder if a shark and rhino have ever fought?
*I wonder if food service employees get to eat the food the customers send back?
*I wonder if T.V. studio executives know that all the television shows they green-light suck ass?
*I wonder if any of my classmates from high school are doing porn now?
*I wonder if those two teachers were doing it?
*I wonder if the people who park in the street instead of their half-empty driveways know they're assholes?
*I wonder if my cat can take a dog?
*I wonder if people who talk over movies are alright?
*I wonder if any of todays rock and rap musicians can read music?
*I wonder if Square Enix knows they haven't released a decent RPG game once?
*I wonder if Steve Jobs was actually killed?
*I wonder if Theism will ever die?
*I wonder if Jesus was really both crazy and lucky?
*I also wonder if Jesus was also a ninja?
*I wonder if Stan Lee will ever get a decent movie cameo?
*I wonder if they'll ever make condoms that don't smell like rubber, balloons, or surgical gloves?
*I wonder if George Carlin is coming back?
*I wonder if my congressman is secretly an evil, Saturday morning cartoon villain?
*I wonder if the Vice President of the U.S.A. ever has to get out of bed?
*I wonder if there's a Parallel, Alternate Universe Joshua out there writing a "I wonder when..." series?
*I wonder if Jim Davis will ever get to the joke?
*I wonder if other universes in the multiverse have to deal with tangles in cords and wires and strings and such?
*I wonder if their is life out there, but we're in the lead?
*I wonder if Jack in the Box commercials will ever be funny again?
*I wonder if humanity will ever get their shit together?
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