How to Cope with Final Fantasy Tactics: War of The Lions

I had to play Final Fantasy Tactics, and the only way just happens to be the PSP version now available on Android. I don't care about the new stuff. To me, the PSX version was more than fine. The Ye olde English is actually not charming and it's not a turn on. I might even consider it a disadvantage for this game, because no one can understand the way these motherfuckers talk now. I'm also mostly indifferent to the voice over animated cut scenes. Bah. All that aside, it's pretty much the same game except the fucking JP requirements for everything can go to hell and die.

To unlock anything in the original version, you just needed to get your job level to 2, 3, or 4. "When In doubt, just get to level 4," that was my rule of thumb when I couldn't remember what the job requirements were. The exception was the Mime class. In the PSP version, you have to get some jobs to level 5 or 6, and the JP requirements are tripled. To get to level 4 in the original, you needed to reach 550 JP. To get to level four in the PSP version, you need 1600 JP. Get fucked. That just makes the game more tedious and less satisfying. This was most likely an idea to better balance the game, however, if you want to use the word broken, the original game was broken in good ways. I think this will take away some of the replay value for me. Way to go, Square Enicks. I hope a radioactive squirrel bites your nuts.

Hope to Cope:
Here are some tips to grind JP.
 
1. Learn the Toad spell, learn Speed and Power Break, learn Chakra.
Kill off all but one enemy and turn it into a toad, then Speed/Power Break the bastard to 1s. Now, attack and heal the frog, or your party members over and over. You can Also Power Break your own guys so they don't accidentally kill anything. Chakra is glorious because it restores HP AND MP for up to 5 units, for FREE! If you have an Arithmetician/Calculator, a class worth getting for one character, this can be easier.

1b. Just learn Focus/Accumulate from the squire Job and spam it. Buffs are OP in this game anyway.

2. Add Tailwind/Yell
The above, but also add Tailwind/Yell to make everyone the same speed or to just be even faster than your toad punching bag. You can make one character super fast if you really just want that one character to grind JP.

3. Add Stone
If you stone characters who won't be doing anything, you don't have to worry about their turns slowing you down.

4. Add Berserk
Turn off all the battle messages in the options menu and now all your characters can be berserk toads automatically attacking a crippled enemy toad for 1 damage ad nauseam without any player input.

5. Dance/Sing
I hear dancing or singing using the fastest song/dance paired with Short Charge learned from Time Mages is actually the fastest way to grind JP and that you can add Move JP Up to get even more JP, but I don't want to be bothered to unlock these fucking jobs in this version. You can dance/sing 2-3 times per round, but you have to do most of the grinding this game requires to unlock this job.