I have Invented a New Term: "The Psychopath's Lazy Disguise"

So you're walking along when you see someone wearing a sweater-vest and you assume, "hey, this guy's wearing a sweater-vest, I bet he's a nice guy. Why don't I shoot the breeze?" It's really more the rule than the exception: People who dress like twats are bastards. They put on an outfit that says "good old fashioned Christian/American values" like a vest, plaid pants and loafers, but it's really the psychopaths' lazy disguise. They figure no one will suspect they're really an asshole if they dress like Peter Parker.

So how do you tell a dork from the lazy psycho? It's actually really simple, just observe the way they walk. Dorks walk with their chin tucked down, their eyes low with slumped shoulders and a hunch back. Psychopaths walk the way William Shatner probably walks.

Now, you should be aware, there are Confident Dorks. Confident Dorks are smart people who are a little unhappy because they don't identify with their culture, so they might have a flare for waving their IQ around like it's their dick via sarcasm, smart ass responses, or dark humor, but deep down most dorks are like Bill Nye's surface. The difference between a Confident Dork and a Lazy Psychopath is that even the most confident dork will never be slick. There will always be something odd about their posture, gate, body language, etc. that a Psychopath will lack.

Anyway, the point is don't assume that men in sweater vests don't also own an outfit consisting of a bikini, a ski-mask, and a good pair of running sneakers.