Sunday, August 24, 2025
Literary Critique of Final Fantasy VII
Monday, March 3, 2025
Pop Fantasy or Popular Fantasy
If generic means a work of art that is typical of a genre, where genre means a style or category of storytelling, then consider the following:
Fiction may be considered fantasy or a subgenre thereof when it has ANY supernatural stuff present (example Buffy the Vampire Slayer). Once you define the limitations of the supernatural stuff, the rest is assumed to be similar to our real world as a point of reference.
Another way to think about it is Fantasy is a genre of speculative fiction where we take an idea, such as "what if there were magic kings on Earth," and we speculate on the idea in story form.
Given the above, the scope of Fantasy as a genre is very, very broad. Generic Fantasy is therefore oxymoronic. I think what one might intend when they say generic fantasy is what the perceive to be popularly consumed by a casual audience, or a core audience. So, pop-fantasy is probably a better term. Pleb or Plebeian Fantasy or Pedestrian Fantasy if you wanted to be de derogatory.
But this is still not clear enough because I don't know what you think is pop fantasy, and I don't expect you to know what I think is pop fantasy.
Sunday, November 24, 2024
D&D Rangers Suck and it's 3e's Fault!
If I was a pretty girl and I asked you what was special about you, you understand that I'm asking what is it that you can offer me that other guys can't. Your specialty is therefore what you can do that other people cannot do, or what you can do better. Rangers were special because they were the only ones who could do survival, then in 3e devs added the skill system which took what made the ranger special and made it available to everyone else, trivializing the Ranger. To compensate, devs gave rangers lame powers like animal companions which anyone can get b/c fantasy, and devs made rangers partial casters at early levels and whoopy for that. Who isn't a partial caster these days?
By comparison, the 5e Rogue can sneak attack for consistently more damage than rangers and rogues can also put expertise into survival. 5e Druids can cast good berry with a first level spell, 5e Clerics can create food and water (3rd level spell?), the 5e Outlander background can AUTOMATICALLY forage enough food for a party of 4 (or 5?). Furthermore, wilderness exploration is very non-present in 5e. Rangers suck because they don't have a specialty anymore. Also, who can describe what a ranger is without game mechanics? Can anyone even do that!
I recommend making the 5e Ranger a flavor or subclass of either Fighter or Rogue rather than it's own mid class. Alternatively, everyone play OSRIC instead. The SRD for OSRIC is free online. Seriously, for perspective, go read what it says a Ranger is compared to its other class options. You will see why ranger used to be special but now it isn't.
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
There Will Never Be a FFVII Remake Because Enix is Run by Chumps
Let's talk about that comment some more. They will not remake FF7 until they can produce an RPG game that surpasses the success of FF7. Talk about catching your white whale. FF7 was most likely a fluke! Actually, it was something of a phenomenon. It's sales set records. It made the RPG genre accessible to people who didn't even play RPGs. It set standards for the industry. You can't do that on purpose. That was an accident, people! You can't set your expectations that high. It's unrealistic. Anyone in touch with a creative field will tell you that. There's no formula for a phenomenon. Look at the Ninja Turtles. That was intended to be a goddamn joke! You can't go into something expecting it to stir the hearts and minds of entire cultures and generations! You're incompetence has just lapped Dubbya's.
I do not believe in this concept of "Loyalty to the Fans" in the same vein that most others seem to, but right now, RPGs are really hurting. I haven't seen an RPG I liked in ~10 years (deja vu anyone?). Remake Final Fantasy VII and maybe you'll learn a thing or two about making a good RPG. Maybe you should get back to basics. Go back to the roots of the franchise instead of whatever the hell it is your doing. Talk to fans. Hear their thoughts. Here's mine: Don't touch FFVII. You're not skilled enough. You'll commit rule 34 all over it.
I have a sick fantasy, if you'll indulge me for a second. I'd like to make a trip to Japan and key all the cars in Enix's parking lot.