Everyone loves the B television show Doctor Who! Being a Time Lord seems really great. Have you ever wanted to be a Time Lord too? It's actually pretty simple. You can become a corny, intergalactic, time-traveling, super good guy in no time!
STEPS
One
Get a clock, watch, or etc., anything will do as long as you can use it to keep track of time as it is relevant to you. The best option is something portable and always keep it on you.
2*
Get a calender for whatever year is important to you so you can keep track of the date.
*Note: Some clocks keep track of the date now, so skip this step if you have one of them.
C
Congratulations! You are now a Time Lord!
TIPS
o If you have more than 1 clock, keep them synchronized so your knowledge of time will always be correct.
o Develop some new habits to always keep track of time, such as referring to your calender the same time each day and putting your watch on first thing in the morning.
WARNINGS
o If you travel to a new time zone, adjust your clock(s) accordingly right away!
o Sundials are bullshit.
MATERIALS
1 Clock
1 Calender
(optional) 1 Noisy Screwdriver and/or Flashlight with noisy Screwdriver taped on
SITATIONS
o The Bible
o The Quran
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