Product Review: Draino

It seems to me like Draino wants people to think it can clear ANY clog. It even says on the bottle "for tough clogs..." recommending you use a whole $8 bottle and wait for a whole hour! Does anyone else get that impression? Well, I've had 2 lame bathroom sinks for long enough, and Draino was mo' like lameo, so I visited Youtube for a 2 minute solution and bam! Apparently, clearing a bathroom sink is a 5 minute operation if you tie one arm behind your back, use both feet and no eyes. There was this gross, smelly mass of stuff that came out. Thanks for dissolving that, Draino. Draino Co., I'll be sending it your way in a box marked "you had one job." Bam.